{"id":600,"date":"2010-11-07T19:32:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T17:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jessisphere.wordpress.com\/2010\/11\/07\/papegojpatient-med-diagnos"},"modified":"2016-06-10T19:37:28","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T17:37:28","slug":"papegojpatient-med-diagnos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/papegojpatient-med-diagnos\/","title":{"rendered":"Papegojpatient med diagnos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/16cef-101107.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/16cef-101107.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5536862276033444642\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><i>I dag l\u00e5g papegojan p\u00e5 operationsbordet.<\/i><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Jag fick Polly n\u00e5gon jul f\u00f6r v\u00e4ldigt l\u00e4nge sedan, och d\u00e5 brukade hon s\u00e4ga: &#8220;Hej, jag heter Polly&#8221;, &#8220;Polly \u00e4r din b\u00e4sta kompis!&#8221; och &#8220;Polly \u00e4r s\u00f6t, hahahaha!&#8221;. J\u00e4ttegulligt.<\/p>\n<p>En l\u00e5ng tid har hon nu l\u00e5tit mer l\u00e4skig \u00e4n gullig. Lite full och ot\u00e4ck, om man ska vara \u00e4rlig. Hon s\u00e4ger &#8220;Heeeeej, jag heter Pollyyyy&#8230;&#8221;, sluddrar &#8220;Polly e din b\u00e4sta kompiiiis&#8230;.&#8221; och slemmar fram ett &#8220;Polly e s\u00f6t&#8230;HAHAHAHA!&#8221; med ett skr\u00e4mmande h\u00e5nskratt.<\/p>\n<p>Jag har t\u00e4nkt att byta hennes batteri ett bra tag nu, och i dag hamnade hon p\u00e5 operationsbordet. N\u00e4r jag tog ut h\u00f6gtalaren, ramlade en lapp ut. P\u00e5 lappen stod: &#8220;H\u00e4r var Jessica Arhammar och &#8216;lagade&#8217; 940102&#8221;. Sedan ins\u00e5g jag vad sexton\u00e5riga Jessica redan insett &#8211; Polly \u00e4r trasig i sj\u00e4len. Hon har inget batteri, bara en grammonskivekonstruktion, som tacklat av.<\/p>\n<p>Jag v\u00e4nde p\u00e5 lappen, skrev &#8220;&#8230;och 101107, hon g\u00e5r inte att laga.&#8221;, sydde ihop patienten och drog i sn\u00f6ret.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dag l\u00e5g papegojan p\u00e5 operationsbordet. Jag fick Polly n\u00e5gon jul f\u00f6r v\u00e4ldigt l\u00e4nge sedan, och d\u00e5 brukade hon s\u00e4ga: &#8220;Hej, jag heter Polly&#8221;, &#8220;Polly \u00e4r din b\u00e4sta kompis!&#8221; och &#8220;Polly \u00e4r s\u00f6t, hahahaha!&#8221;. J\u00e4ttegulligt. En l\u00e5ng tid har hon nu l\u00e5tit mer l\u00e4skig \u00e4n gullig. Lite full och ot\u00e4ck, om man ska vara \u00e4rlig. 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