{"id":589,"date":"2011-01-24T23:14:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jessisphere.wordpress.com\/2011\/01\/24\/mata-mig"},"modified":"2016-06-10T19:36:52","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T17:36:52","slug":"mata-mig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/mata-mig\/","title":{"rendered":"Mata mig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/09b70-110124.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/09b70-110124.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565868107387921746\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><i>Den som har skrivit det h\u00e4r, t\u00e4nker jag var ocks\u00e5 ganska hungrig och irriterad<\/i>.<\/div>\n<p>Hela den h\u00e4r dagen har jag varit &#8220;hungry and irritable&#8221;, som den roliga k\u00f6rl\u00e4raren i Columbo sa. Exakt den k\u00e4nslan. Hungrig, och arg p\u00e5 alla f\u00f6r att jag var hungrig, som om det var n\u00e5gon sorts konspiration att jag inte kom iv\u00e4g p\u00e5 lurre tidigt nog. Blir faktiskt lite irriterad bara jag t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 det.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00e4r det s\u00e5 h\u00e4r \u2013 att jag blir inte s\u00e5 ofta irriterad. Ibland kan jag se utifr\u00e5n att det kan vara irriterande n\u00e4r jag inte blir irriterad, till exempel om n\u00e5gon bredvid mig st\u00e4ller hypotetiska fr\u00e5gor om rusningstrafiken, och jag svarar logiskt. Eller \u00e4nnu v\u00e4rre, s\u00e4ger emot lite lugnt. Men \u00e4r jag hungrig, s\u00e5 \u00e4r jag irriterad. N\u00e4r jag t\u00e4nker tillbaka p\u00e5 dagen, s\u00e5 ser jag minst fyra personer som jag var som jag inte ville vara emot. Och d\u00e5 blir jag ledsen (och lite irriterad).<\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r stor skillnad p\u00e5 att vara arg. Sk\u00f6nt arg, som i <i>We&#8217;re not gonna take it<\/i> eller oantastbart arg, nynnandes en viss MC Hammer-hit. Det finns den sortens arg som man gillar efter\u00e5t, som n\u00e4r man skyddat n\u00e5gon eller sagt ifr\u00e5n. Och s\u00e5 finns det den irriterade sortens arg, som bara \u00e4r l\u00f6jlig och sm\u00e5aktig. Jag sn\u00e4ste nyss till R att jag inte gillar trumpet. Trumpet?! Sen n\u00e4r? Och varf\u00f6r \u00e4r det s\u00e5 viktigt?<\/p>\n<p>Det finns bara ett s\u00e4tt att bryta detta. Mysbyxor och choklad. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ristopakarinen.com\/home\/item\/straight-talk\" target=\"_blank\">Och humor<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Den som har skrivit det h\u00e4r, t\u00e4nker jag var ocks\u00e5 ganska hungrig och irriterad. Hela den h\u00e4r dagen har jag varit &#8220;hungry and irritable&#8221;, som den roliga k\u00f6rl\u00e4raren i Columbo sa. Exakt den k\u00e4nslan. Hungrig, och arg p\u00e5 alla f\u00f6r att jag var hungrig, som om det var n\u00e5gon sorts konspiration att jag inte kom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[868],"tags":[316,326,470],"class_list":["post-589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-868","tag-ilska","tag-irritation","tag-mc-hammer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-9v","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":633,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/den-tuffa-barnmorskan\/","url_meta":{"origin":589,"position":0},"title":"Den tuffa barnmorskan","author":"Jessica","date":"July 23, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Min mvc.Folk fr\u00e5gar mig ofta om Sverige och Finland \u00e4r lika, eller om det finns stora skillnader, och jag brukar svara dem lite varierande, beroende p\u00e5 vad jag t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 f\u00f6r tillf\u00e4llet. 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Ett\u00e5ringen \u00e5kte rutschkana sj\u00e4lv f\u00f6r f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen, och jag fick bara hj\u00e4lpa till en g\u00e5ng, sen slog hon undan min hand, drog tag i kanten och fl\u00f6g nerf\u00f6r. \"Njenn\u00e4!\"\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;2007&quot;","block_context":{"text":"2007","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/category\/2007\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1889,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/att-ha-kaksmeten-och-ata-upp-den\/","url_meta":{"origin":589,"position":3},"title":"Att ha kaksmeten och \u00e4ta upp den","author":"Jessica","date":"August 16, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"It's alive!Dagens namn var stress. \u00c4r inte det h\u00e4r en perfekt bild f\u00f6r att illustrera den d\u00e4r k\u00e4nslan av att ha j\u00e4ttebr\u00e5ttom och varenda liten grej som inte g\u00e5r enligt planerna blir till ett asjobbigt hinder? 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