{"id":556,"date":"2013-07-08T09:44:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T07:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jessisphere.wordpress.com\/2013\/07\/08\/da-capo-code"},"modified":"2016-07-06T05:48:01","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T10:48:01","slug":"da-capo-code","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/da-capo-code\/","title":{"rendered":"Da Capo Code"},"content":{"rendered":"

F\u00f6rut n\u00e4r jag skulle prata med finska banken, brukade jag \u00f6va h\u00f6gt f\u00f6r mig sj\u00e4lv p\u00e5 vad jag skulle s\u00e4ga, tills jag tyckte att det fl\u00f6t perfekt. Det gjorde det ocks\u00e5, \u00e4nda tills jag fick en svada till svar. Min nya strategi \u00e4r att stappla lite p\u00e5 orden i b\u00f6rjan, s\u00e5 att de fattar att jag inte \u00e4r finskspr\u00e5kig, och sen g\u00e5 upp\u00e5t d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n. D\u00e5 svarar de enklare och l\u00e5ngsammare (och ganska ofta lite h\u00f6gre, lustigt nog).<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r man fr\u00e5gar en finne “Do you speak English”, s\u00e5 svarar hon eller han n\u00e4stan alltid “A little bit”, vilket \u00e4r lite f\u00f6rvirrande, f\u00f6r det kan lika g\u00e4rna vara p\u00e5 niv\u00e5 med min skolfranska (“un petit peu!”) som att de kan konversera helt utan problem. Ofta det senare. Men jag m\u00e4rker att min respons p\u00e5 “a little bit” blir som deras n\u00e4r jag pratar finska: “I PICK UP VISA CARD, OK?”<\/p>\n

Hur det nu \u00e4n var, s\u00e5 h\u00e4mtade jag \u00e4ntligen ut kortet som \u00e5kt fram och tillbaka mellan Visa och sk\u00e5pet p\u00e5 bankkontoret i n\u00e4stan ett \u00e5r i v\u00e4ntan p\u00e5 att jag skulle vara i Helsingfors en vardag med passet p\u00e5 fickan.<\/p>\n

Jag gick till ett caf\u00e9, k\u00f6pte en brownie, och ins\u00e5g att jag inte f\u00e5tt n\u00e5gon kod till kortet. Jag f\u00e5r \u00f6va medan jag \u00e4ter den. Koodi. CODE!<\/p>\n

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Den ena \u00e4r dessv\u00e4rre icke k\u00f6pt med hj\u00e4lp av den andra.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

F\u00f6rut n\u00e4r jag skulle prata med finska banken, brukade jag \u00f6va h\u00f6gt f\u00f6r mig sj\u00e4lv p\u00e5 vad jag skulle s\u00e4ga, tills jag tyckte att det fl\u00f6t perfekt. Det gjorde det ocks\u00e5, \u00e4nda tills jag fick en svada till svar. Min nya strategi \u00e4r att stappla lite p\u00e5 orden i b\u00f6rjan, s\u00e5 att de fattar att […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[869],"tags":[51,206,731],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-869","tag-banken","tag-finland","tag-sprak"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-8Y","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":633,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/den-tuffa-barnmorskan\/","url_meta":{"origin":556,"position":0},"title":"Den tuffa barnmorskan","author":"Jessica","date":"July 23, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Min mvc.Folk fr\u00e5gar mig ofta om Sverige och Finland \u00e4r lika, eller om det finns stora skillnader, och jag brukar svara dem lite varierande, beroende p\u00e5 vad jag t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 f\u00f6r tillf\u00e4llet. 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Vad betyder det? \u00c4h, sk\u00e4mt \u00e5sido, jag bryr mig verkligen inte alls om vilka karakt\u00e4rer som kommer att d\u00f6, jag ser bara fram\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "2007"","block_context":{"text":"2007","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/category\/2007\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":674,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/min-ordning-lite-overallt-vore-bra\/","url_meta":{"origin":556,"position":5},"title":"Min ordning lite \u00f6verallt vore bra","author":"Jessica","date":"January 18, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Of all the lockers in all the towns in the world...Det h\u00e4r tycker jag \u00e4r konstigt. Dagen efter invigningen av det superfr\u00e4scha gymmet, kommer jag dit som en av de fyra f\u00f6rsta in i damernas omkl\u00e4dningsrum. 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