{"id":1914,"date":"2007-07-22T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-22T21:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/made-in-china\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:26:25","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:26:25","slug":"made-in-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/made-in-china\/","title":{"rendered":"Made in China"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp3.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RqtDOCqm-JI\/AAAAAAAAAg4\/iFwS75och1M\/s1600-h\/070722.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5092237712185292946\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp3.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RqtDOCqm-JI\/AAAAAAAAAg4\/iFwS75och1M\/s320\/070722.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Ibland skojar man ju med Ikeas instruktioner, att det kan st\u00e5:<br \/><em>1. Se till att alla delar finns<br \/>2. S\u00e4tt ihop m\u00f6beln<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Den h\u00e4r gr\u00e4vskopan importerades fr\u00e5n Kina av sv\u00e4rmor och paketet \u00f6ppnades raskt av en hoppfull fyra\u00e5ring och hans entusiastiske pappa. Jag k\u00e4nde att de f\u00f6rv\u00e4ntade sig storverk, men det fanns en liiiiten liten gnutta tvivel i mannens blick n\u00e4r han f\u00f6rsiktigt tryckte ut alla bitarna tillsammans med sonen och lade dem i en h\u00f6g framf\u00f6r mig. Jag, som \u00e4lskar lego och Ikea och pussel och ja, allt som ska byggas ihop eller plockas is\u00e4r, gnuggade h\u00e4nderna av f\u00f6rtjusning och kokade en kopp te. Det k\u00e4ndes n\u00e4stan som att jag tryckte in en lupp i \u00f6gat, s\u00e5 redo var jag. S\u00e5 fick jag smaka p\u00e5 Made in China (och d\u00e5 menar jag inte teet). H\u00e4r har kineserna gjort f\u00f6ljande instruktion:<\/p>\n<p><em>PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY BEFORE ASSEMBLY<br \/><\/em>Ok, sp\u00e4nnande! Tittar uppmuntrande p\u00e5 min son, som myser tillbaka och trycker min hand.<br \/><em>1. Please push out each pre-punched piece.<br \/><\/em>Jepp! Redan gjort (mannen nickar f\u00f6rn\u00f6jt och g\u00e5r till soffan och anser sig ha utf\u00f6rt sin del).<br \/><em>2. Before assembly, smooth the edges with the enclosed sandpaper.<\/em><br \/>\u00c4h, hoppar vi \u00f6ver, va? fr\u00e5gar jag sonen. Han nickar konspiratoriskt och dyker tillbaka ner i papperet.<br \/><em>3. Get general idea of which pieces go where.<br \/><\/em>Jaja, vi fattar.<br \/><em>4. If a piece is loose, use glue.<\/em><br \/>What the&#8230;?! V\u00e4nder p\u00e5 papperet och kollar baksidan, tomt.<br \/>Det \u00e4r h\u00e4r man tittar p\u00e5 sin son, som rycker p\u00e5 axlarna men \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte misstr\u00f6star, f\u00f6r hans mamma klarar allt, och man suckar tungt och tar upp tv\u00e5 av bitarna och s\u00e4tter ig\u00e5ng.<\/p>\n<p>Och fyra timmar senare, n\u00e4r man lovat den lille \u00e4ngeln att bygga klart till i morgon bara f\u00f6r att han ska somna, visar man stolt upp en fungerande tr\u00e4konstruktion f\u00f6r halvsovande man och snarkande sv\u00e4rmor. Sen stupar man i s\u00e4ng och dr\u00f6mmer om h\u00e4mnd p\u00e5 kinesiska bruksanvisningsskribenter.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5092288697742063858\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp2.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/Rqtxlyqm-PI\/AAAAAAAAAhs\/3gH2qdovUl4\/s320\/070722b.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ibland skojar man ju med Ikeas instruktioner, att det kan st\u00e5:1. Se till att alla delar finns2. S\u00e4tt ihop m\u00f6beln Den h\u00e4r gr\u00e4vskopan importerades fr\u00e5n Kina av sv\u00e4rmor och paketet \u00f6ppnades raskt av en hoppfull fyra\u00e5ring och hans entusiastiske pappa. Jag k\u00e4nde att de f\u00f6rv\u00e4ntade sig storverk, men det fanns en liiiiten liten gnutta tvivel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[890],"tags":[264,315,321,359],"class_list":["post-1914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-890","tag-gravskopa","tag-ikea","tag-instruktioner","tag-kina"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-uS","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1809,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/annu-en-dag-pa-kontoret\/","url_meta":{"origin":1914,"position":0},"title":"\u00c4nnu en dag p\u00e5 kontoret","author":"Jessica","date":"January 11, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Luktsuddssamling som v\u00e4ckte minnen.Ibland st\u00f6ter man p\u00e5 n\u00e5got som verkligen ligger l\u00e5ngt ner i minnenas arkiv. 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S\u00e5 d\u00e4rf\u00f6r var vi p\u00e5 Puuhamaa i Tavastehus vid \u00f6ppningstid, trots\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;2007&quot;","block_context":{"text":"2007","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/category\/2007\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3282,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/gront-och-oskont\/","url_meta":{"origin":1914,"position":3},"title":"Gr\u00f6nt och osk\u00f6nt","author":"Jessica","date":"November 18, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"N\u00e4r jag bokade den h\u00e4r resan trodde jag att det ibland skulle bli l\u00e5ngtr\u00e5kigt att vara ensam p\u00e5 samma st\u00e4lle s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge, men tiden g\u00e5r lagom fort. Med ett litet avbrott med s\u00e4llskap i mitten, har det varit kul och mysigt att vara sj\u00e4lv. 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Utom jag, f\u00f6r min man tror att jag tycker att det \u00e4r roligt att strosa omkring p\u00e5 Ikea, och n\u00e4r jag\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;2007&quot;","block_context":{"text":"2007","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/category\/2007\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}