{"id":1905,"date":"2007-07-31T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T20:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/nu-ar-det-slut-med-nodtofsarna\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:26:24","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:26:24","slug":"nu-ar-det-slut-med-nodtofsarna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/nu-ar-det-slut-med-nodtofsarna\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu \u00e4r det slut med n\u00f6dtofsarna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp3.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/Rq-ZUHOqfXI\/AAAAAAAAAik\/p9uOEwNbWmY\/s1600-h\/070731.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093458274396306802\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp3.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/Rq-ZUHOqfXI\/AAAAAAAAAik\/p9uOEwNbWmY\/s320\/070731.JPG?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> Jag s\u00e4tter en \u00e4ra i att alltid ha det n\u00f6dv\u00e4ndiga hemma, det f\u00e5r aldrig ta slut. N\u00e4r n\u00e5got paket \u00e4r lite f\u00f6r l\u00e4tt, eller om jag tar det sista (helst n\u00e4st sista), skriver jag upp och k\u00f6per hem. V\u00e4nner som kommer och grillar korv hos oss lyfter inte ens p\u00e5 \u00f6gonbrynen n\u00e4r en ketchupflaska tas fram skuren i tv\u00e5 delar f\u00f6r att komma \u00e5t det d\u00e4r sista i korken. Min man \u00e4r inte riktigt med p\u00e5 noterna, han tycker det \u00e4r lite \u00f6verdrivet tror jag.<br \/>Andra delen av den h\u00e4r sparsamma, tidsbesparande och milj\u00f6v\u00e4nliga vanan (eufemismer \u00e4r p\u00e5 sin plats i sammanhanget) \u00e4r att jag alltid ser till att ha r\u00e4tt saker hemma. Nu har jag dock gjort tv\u00e5 orov\u00e4ckande misstag p\u00e5 kort tid:<\/p>\n<p>Det f\u00f6rsta var att det pl\u00f6tsligt stod <em>fem<\/em> tandkr\u00e4mstuber i sk\u00e5pet. <em>Plus<\/em> tv\u00e5 barntandkr\u00e4mer. Ett mysterium som nog f\u00e5r f\u00f6rbli ol\u00f6st (har s\u00e4kert n\u00e5got att g\u00f6ra med att jag f\u00f6rs\u00f6kt vara listig i n\u00e5got skede av packningsiver).<\/p>\n<p>Det andra misstaget skedde n\u00e4r jag var p\u00e5 Ica och hade den enkla uppgiften att k\u00f6pa ett schampo som vi b\u00e5da kunde anv\u00e4nda p\u00e5 gymmet, och flarran ovan blev resultatet fr\u00e5n den shoppingturen. Jag vet inte vad som fick mig att tro att min man skulle uppskatta det h\u00e4r schampot &#8211; det kan knappast ha varit att det skimrar i gr\u00f6n p\u00e4rlemor? Identifierar han sig d\u00e5 kanske med den silverskimrande bilden p\u00e5 en l\u00e5ngh\u00e5rig kvinna? Kittlar det hans manlighet att taglinen \u00e4r &#8220;Fresh &amp; Flowing&#8221;? Hur som helst, n\u00e4r han packade gymv\u00e4skan, h\u00f6ll han upp schampoflaskan i en onaturlig vinkel en bit ifr\u00e5n sig, (ungef\u00e4r som n\u00e4r han h\u00e5ller min handv\u00e4ska medan jag g\u00f6r n\u00e5got annat), och sa: &#8220;Jessi, jag tror inte att jag har n\u00e5gra problem med att vara &#8216;fed up with emergency ponytails&#8217;.&#8221;<br \/>S\u00e5 packade han ner den gamla tomma schampoflaskan i st\u00e4llet. Fast ingen kniv att sk\u00e4ra den i tv\u00e5 delar med.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag s\u00e4tter en \u00e4ra i att alltid ha det n\u00f6dv\u00e4ndiga hemma, det f\u00e5r aldrig ta slut. N\u00e4r n\u00e5got paket \u00e4r lite f\u00f6r l\u00e4tt, eller om jag tar det sista (helst n\u00e4st sista), skriver jag upp och k\u00f6per hem. V\u00e4nner som kommer och grillar korv hos oss lyfter inte ens p\u00e5 \u00f6gonbrynen n\u00e4r en ketchupflaska tas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[890],"tags":[509,639],"class_list":["post-1905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-890","tag-nodtofs","tag-schampo"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-uJ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1783,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/ensoffefamiljen\/","url_meta":{"origin":1905,"position":0},"title":"Ensoffefamiljen","author":"Jessica","date":"March 12, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"F\u00f6r\u00e4ndringens vindar bl\u00e5ser p\u00e5 \u00e5sen.S\u00e5 var det Blocket-dags igen. 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