{"id":1896,"date":"2007-08-09T14:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T19:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/de-kallar-mig-eh-hm-ja\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:26:23","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:26:23","slug":"de-kallar-mig-eh-hm-ja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/de-kallar-mig-eh-hm-ja\/","title":{"rendered":"De kallar mig&#8230;eh&#8230;hm&#8230;.ja"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RrtpcXOqfiI\/AAAAAAAAAj8\/uQeBPTHHUGM\/s1600-h\/070809.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096783339292622370\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RrtpcXOqfiI\/AAAAAAAAAj8\/uQeBPTHHUGM\/s320\/070809.JPG?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <em>Just k\u00f6pt en Situation Stockholm. Way to go, Bollmannen!<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r trevligt med original, det g\u00f6r att en storstad inte \u00e4nd\u00e5 k\u00e4nns f\u00f6r stor. Det finns ju de som alla k\u00e4nner igen, som v\u00e4rldens st\u00f6rsta sk\u00e4gg &#8211; <em>Shortsmannen<\/em> i Stockholm som b\u00e4r shorts oavsett v\u00e4der. Eller <em>Sminkdamen<\/em> d\u00e4r vi bodde f\u00f6rut i T\u00f6l\u00f6, som hade galet mycket smink och alltid verkade dyka upp precis bakom axeln n\u00e4r man kom ut fr\u00e5n Alepa med matkassarna. Sedan finns det halvdoldisar som <em>Bollmannen<\/em>, som st\u00e5r exempelvis p\u00e5 Sergels Torg och kastar en fotboll rakt upp i luften f\u00f6r att sedan f\u00e5nga den igen, lufsa tillbaka till utg\u00e5ngsl\u00e4get med blicken i marken, ungef\u00e4r som fotbollsspelare vid avbl\u00e5sning och sedan repetera proceduren igen. Allt detta till musik fr\u00e5n en liten bandspelare som alltid h\u00e4nger med.<\/p>\n<p>Jag har alltid velat se bakom kulisserna, hur de f\u00f6rbereder sig f\u00f6r dagens bravader. D\u00e4rf\u00f6r blev jag ganska upphetsad n\u00e4r jag of\u00f6rhappandes gick f\u00f6rbi Bollmannen d\u00e4r han stannat vid en b\u00e4nk f\u00f6r att ordna med sin fotboll och bandspelare. Sp\u00e4nnande! Och definitivt v\u00e4rt att f\u00f6reviga och fundera \u00f6ver. Vad fanns det mer i v\u00e4skan? Nya tricks?<\/p>\n<p>I Sollentuna fanns en man n\u00e4r vi var sm\u00e5, som faktiskt inte hade n\u00e5got smeknamn vad jag vet, men alla visste i alla fall vem han var. Han hade en l\u00e5ng svart kappa och pratade <strong>hela<\/strong> tiden. Allt som kom upp i huvudet, l\u00e4mnade ocks\u00e5 l\u00e4pparna, vilket kan vara ganska skr\u00e4mmande eftersom man kan f\u00e5 h\u00f6ra en del obekv\u00e4ma sanningar fr\u00e5n s\u00e5dana personer. En g\u00e5ng n\u00e4r jag kom springande fr\u00e5n pendelt\u00e5get s\u00e5 stod han vid botten av trapporna, och n\u00e4r jag rusade f\u00f6rbi h\u00f6rde jag honom ropa: &#8220;Spring du! Stj\u00e4rtkvinna!&#8221; och det var s\u00e5 fruktansv\u00e4rt roligt att jag fortfarande skrattar bara jag t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 det. Stj\u00e4rtkvinna! Jag tar det som en komplimang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just k\u00f6pt en Situation Stockholm. Way to go, Bollmannen! Det \u00e4r trevligt med original, det g\u00f6r att en storstad inte \u00e4nd\u00e5 k\u00e4nns f\u00f6r stor. Det finns ju de som alla k\u00e4nner igen, som v\u00e4rldens st\u00f6rsta sk\u00e4gg &#8211; Shortsmannen i Stockholm som b\u00e4r shorts oavsett v\u00e4der. Eller Sminkdamen d\u00e4r vi bodde f\u00f6rut i T\u00f6l\u00f6, som hade [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[890],"tags":[89,652,699,745],"class_list":["post-1896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-890","tag-bollmannen","tag-shortsmannen","tag-sminkdamen","tag-stjartkvinna"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-uA","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1513,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/mot-kalifornien\/","url_meta":{"origin":1896,"position":0},"title":"Mot Kalifornien!","author":"Jessica","date":"June 25, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Vi best\u00e4mde oss f\u00f6r att sova i Bakersfield, California i natt, eftersom det inte finns s\u00e5 mycket mellan Arizona och Kalifornien. 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