{"id":1870,"date":"2007-09-03T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-03T20:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/det-forsta-jag-sag-var-en-gorilla\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:26:20","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:26:20","slug":"det-forsta-jag-sag-var-en-gorilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/det-forsta-jag-sag-var-en-gorilla\/","title":{"rendered":"Det f\u00f6rsta jag s\u00e5g var en gorilla"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp1.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RtxsjI-v0ZI\/AAAAAAAAApY\/Z8EfQc_UF5I\/s1600-h\/070903.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106075428493185426\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp1.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RtxsjI-v0ZI\/AAAAAAAAApY\/Z8EfQc_UF5I\/s320\/070903.JPG?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <em>Hotfullt.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4tter \u00e4r ett \u00e4ventyr n\u00e4r man \u00e4r sm\u00e5barnsf\u00f6r\u00e4lder, man vet aldrig vad som ska h\u00e4nda. I morse vaknade jag under ett r\u00f6tt Kalle Anka-t\u00e4cke och stirrade f\u00f6rv\u00e5nat upp p\u00e5 ett gorillavykort och undrade varf\u00f6r jag l\u00e5g d\u00e4r. Jag gick upp och in i mitt sovrum och s\u00e5g varf\u00f6r. Min man l\u00e5g ytterst p\u00e5 ena kanten, med benen utanf\u00f6r, ett\u00e5ringens f\u00f6tter ungef\u00e4r vid hans \u00f6ra, d\u00e4r hon l\u00e5g tv\u00e4rs \u00f6ver alla tre kuddarna. Vid hennes huvud l\u00e5g i sin tur fyra\u00e5ringens f\u00f6tter, eftersom han av n\u00e5gon anledning lagt sig upp-och-ned rakt \u00f6ver den plats d\u00e4r jag borde ha rymts. Just d\u00e5 kom minnesbilderna fr\u00e5n natten (en hostar, den andra \u00e4r pl\u00f6tsligt hungrig och f\u00e5r \u00e4pple, den f\u00f6rsta vill vara i famnen, den andra m\u00e5ste b\u00e4ras till toan, avslut i mammas och pappas s\u00e4ng och d\u00e4rav mamma i Kalle Anka-t\u00e4cket). Efter den aha-upplevelsen var det bara att resignera och b\u00f6rja g\u00f6ra frukost och ge sig ut i mulenheten.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5 v\u00e4g hem fr\u00e5n jobbet var det ganska n\u00e4ra att jag blev bl\u00f6t, f\u00f6r himlen s\u00e5g ut som p\u00e5 bilden. Varje regnhotad dag som jag klarar mig utan paraply k\u00e4nns som en vinst, ungef\u00e4r p\u00e5 samma vis som n\u00e4r man parkerat utan att betala. Ett paraply \u00e4r s\u00e5 tungt, dessutom skyddar det inte alls lika bra mot regn som det borde g\u00f6ra. Bara det bl\u00e5ser lite grann, s\u00e5 \u00e4r det n\u00e4stan meningsl\u00f6st. S\u00e5 ska man h\u00e5lla det plus v\u00e4skan och datorv\u00e4skan samtidigt som man tar fram busskortet och tjosan, s\u00e5 kr\u00e4nger det till och sl\u00e4pper allt uppsamlat vatten \u00f6ver ens halvtorra kl\u00e4der. N\u00e4, paraply \u00e4r strunt. \ud83d\ude42 Dessutom &#8211; som min finske man brukar s\u00e4ga &#8211; \u00e4r vi ju inte gjorda av socker.<\/p>\n<p>Jag skrattade n\u00e4stan h\u00f6gt n\u00e4r jag kom till gymmet klockan \u00e5tta p\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen, och killen i kassan sa &#8220;du ser laddad ut!&#8221;. Moa-ha-ha-ha! Tack, grabben, men du beh\u00f6ver inte s\u00e4ga n\u00e5nting, jag \u00e4r n\u00f6jd om du bara drar mitt kort d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hotfullt. N\u00e4tter \u00e4r ett \u00e4ventyr n\u00e4r man \u00e4r sm\u00e5barnsf\u00f6r\u00e4lder, man vet aldrig vad som ska h\u00e4nda. I morse vaknade jag under ett r\u00f6tt Kalle Anka-t\u00e4cke och stirrade f\u00f6rv\u00e5nat upp p\u00e5 ett gorillavykort och undrade varf\u00f6r jag l\u00e5g d\u00e4r. Jag gick upp och in i mitt sovrum och s\u00e5g varf\u00f6r. Min man l\u00e5g ytterst p\u00e5 ena [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[890],"tags":[182,507,542,594,636],"class_list":["post-1870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-890","tag-familj","tag-natter","tag-paraply","tag-regn","tag-somn"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-ua","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3375,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/pac-man-klattrar-i-berg\/","url_meta":{"origin":1870,"position":0},"title":"Pac-Man kl\u00e4ttrar i berg","author":"Jessica","date":"November 3, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Eftersom jag \u00e4r metodiskt lagd, s\u00e5 \u00e4r det f\u00f6rsta jag g\u00f6r n\u00e4r jag kommer till ett nytt st\u00e4lle att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka scanna av det s\u00e5 snabbt som m\u00f6jligt f\u00f6r att l\u00e4gga upp en strategi. 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