{"id":1861,"date":"2007-09-12T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-12T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/apropa-otackt\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:26:15","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:26:15","slug":"apropa-otackt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/apropa-otackt\/","title":{"rendered":"Aprop\u00e5 ot\u00e4ckt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RuhB4uZ4oMI\/AAAAAAAAArE\/4gf7q0cbwBM\/s1600-h\/070912.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109406220036907202\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RuhB4uZ4oMI\/AAAAAAAAArE\/4gf7q0cbwBM\/s320\/070912.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <em>Den perfekta presenten!<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4r man sitter p\u00e5 tunnelbanan och har gl\u00f6mt boken hemma, s\u00e5 finns det inte s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga st\u00e4llen att titta p\u00e5 innan man m\u00e5ste f\u00e4sta sin svenska blick p\u00e5 en punkt n\u00e5gonstans emellan personerna mittemot eller i det svarta f\u00f6nstret (men akta studsen, kolla inte p\u00e5 n\u00e5gons spegelbild!). I b\u00f6rjan kan man i alla fall titta p\u00e5 annonserna runt omkring. Den h\u00e4r tittade jag r\u00e4tt l\u00e4nge p\u00e5, f\u00f6r jag har alltid \u00f6nskat mig ett radiostyrt plan. Efter ett jag funderat lite \u00f6ver det, s\u00e5g jag att det minsann finns helikoptrar nu ocks\u00e5 (fast varf\u00f6r skulle man vilja skjuta ner helikoptern, d\u00e5 g\u00e5r den ju s\u00f6nder?). Dessutom \u00e4r det s\u00e5 himla fult med felstavningar i annonser.<\/p>\n<p>Det var inte f\u00f6rr\u00e4n efter en stund som jag s\u00e5g den m\u00e4rkliga reklamen till v\u00e4nster. T\u00e4nk vad ot\u00e4ckt att f\u00e5 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cloneawilly.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">n\u00e5got s\u00e5nt<\/a> i present: &#8220;Grattis p\u00e5 f\u00f6delsedagen &#8211; h\u00e4r \u00e4r en gipsskulptur till k\u00f6ksf\u00f6nstret!&#8221; Eller kanske \u00e4nnu v\u00e4rre: &#8220;Grattis p\u00e5 br\u00f6llopsdagen &#8211; den h\u00e4r gummiskulpturen symboliserar v\u00e5rt \u00e4ktenskap!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>En l\u00e5ngs\u00f6kt koppling: Aprop\u00e5 \u00e4ktenskap och att R och jag brukar l\u00e4gga ganska mycket krut p\u00e5 v\u00e5ra ny\u00e5rsl\u00f6ften, s\u00e5 har jag i dag \u00e4n en g\u00e5ng infriat \u00e5rets l\u00f6fte: Face your fears. (fritt fram att \u00f6vers\u00e4tta, men den formuleringen var vad som slog mig med full kraft p\u00e5 ny\u00e5rsafton, s\u00e5 den blev det). V\u00e4rldens st\u00f6rsta spindel hade fr\u00e4ckheten att kl\u00e4ttra upp p\u00e5 badrumsv\u00e4ggen n\u00e4r fyra\u00e5ringen gjorde sina kv\u00e4llsbestyr, och jag kv\u00e4vde snabbt mitt vanliga skr\u00e4ckrop f\u00f6r hans skull. Uppmuntrad av den lyckosamma utg\u00e5ngen av det, s\u00e5 best\u00e4mde jag mig f\u00f6r att ta saken i egna h\u00e4nder i st\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att fjantropa p\u00e5 R som jag brukar (varp\u00e5 han tar en tidning, sl\u00e4pper den p\u00e5 en intet ont anande spindel och skrapar upp liket). P\u00e5 v\u00e4g till tidningsg\u00f6mman t\u00e4nkte jag igenom saken lite snabbt (utan att sk\u00e4mmas s\u00e5 ska jag ber\u00e4tta att jag en g\u00e5ng la en GB-glassburk \u00f6ver en spindel som jag inte v\u00e5gade d\u00f6da, f\u00f6r att R skulle g\u00f6ra det n\u00e4r han kom hem n\u00e5gra timmar senare), och upprepade mantrat f\u00f6r mig sj\u00e4lv: <em>Face your fears<\/em>. <em>Kom igen, Jessi, kom igen. Det \u00e4r bara en spindel, och den hoppar ju inte ens. \u00c4r inte ens lurvig. Kom igen Jessi. Straight face. T\u00e4nk p\u00e5 barnen, var lite tuff nu. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jag gick kisande fram emot v\u00e4ggen med Onoffs reklam i h\u00f6gsta hugg (ha! <a href=\"http:\/\/jessisphere.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/dont-mess-with-jess.html\" target=\"_blank\">Nummer 3 p\u00e5 listan<\/a>!) och BAM! SPLAFF! AAAAHH! smackade jag ihj\u00e4l spindeln och gick triumferande ut i k\u00f6ket med Onoff s\u00e5 l\u00e5ngt ifr\u00e5n kroppen som m\u00f6jligt. Jag fick st\u00e5 d\u00e4r och samla mig en stund innan R uppt\u00e4ckte vad jag hade gjort och kunde s\u00e4ga att jag var s\u00e5 tuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Den perfekta presenten! 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