{"id":1807,"date":"2008-01-13T12:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-13T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/jag-som-undviker-att-trampa-i-sant-till-och-med\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:31:24","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:31:24","slug":"jag-som-undviker-att-trampa-i-sant-till-och-med","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/jag-som-undviker-att-trampa-i-sant-till-och-med\/","title":{"rendered":"Jag som undviker att trampa i s\u00e5nt till och med"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp1.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/R4pJUSoMz6I\/AAAAAAAAAzU\/AS_vTK_D3cQ\/s1600-h\/080113.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155013336425615266\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp1.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/R4pJUSoMz6I\/AAAAAAAAAzU\/AS_vTK_D3cQ\/s320\/080113.JPG?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><em> Tr\u00f6ttsamt.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 himla tr\u00f6tt p\u00e5 alla f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrasajter. Konstig kommentar fr\u00e5n en som driver <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mammapappa.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">en egen mapa-sajt<\/a> kanske, men jag f\u00f6rsvarar mig med att min fokuserar p\u00e5 m\u00f6ten i forumet. Allt blir bara f\u00f6r mycket. Det \u00e4r krystg\u00e5vor som ska ges, k\u00e4ndisf\u00f6dslar att h\u00e5lla reda p\u00e5, nya orosmoment att anamma och skr\u00e4ckf\u00f6rlossningar att l\u00e4sas om. N\u00e4r f\u00e5r vi nog? Jag har redan f\u00e5tt det.<\/p>\n<p>Eller s\u00e5 \u00e4r det att jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 fruktansv\u00e4rt tr\u00f6tt i dag, mest beroende p\u00e5 flera barnvakna n\u00e4tter i rad, men ocks\u00e5 p\u00e5 grund av en ytterst obehaglig dr\u00f6m om terrord\u00e5d som jag hade i natt. Ungef\u00e4r fr\u00e5n tv\u00e5tiden i dag tappade jag mitt t\u00e5lamod, och hittade det inte igen, fast jag letade bakom soffkuddarna d\u00e4r det mesta brukar finnas. Tr\u00f6skeln blir l\u00e5g n\u00e4r man bara vill sova. Pl\u00f6tsligt fick barnen f\u00f6r sig att de skulle springa fram och slicka p\u00e5 mina jeans (?!) medan jag lagade mat. Jag kan s\u00e4ga att det inte var mitt stoltaste mamma\u00f6gonblick n\u00e4r jag efter flera halvhj\u00e4rtade tills\u00e4gelser ropade i en onaturligt h\u00f6g oktav: &#8220;men sluta, jag kan ju ha suttit i hundbajs!&#8221;. Fast sen b\u00f6rjade vi skratta allihopa. Varf\u00f6r har mamma suttit i hundbajs?!<\/p>\n<p>Precis som <a href=\"http:\/\/allthingsfilm.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/austin-powers-international-man-of.html\" target=\"_blank\">Austin Powers<\/a> f\u00f6rlorade jag ocks\u00e5 min f\u00f6rm\u00e5ga till inre monolog n\u00e4r jag under middagen r\u00e5kade undslippa mig &#8220;jag skulle bara vilja att ni sov just nu&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00e4r <em>Hitta Nemo<\/em> p\u00e5 teve, och jag hittade just t\u00e5lamodet igen. Puh. Jag beh\u00f6ver det sen, n\u00e4r filmen \u00e4r slut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tr\u00f6ttsamt. Jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 himla tr\u00f6tt p\u00e5 alla f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrasajter. Konstig kommentar fr\u00e5n en som driver en egen mapa-sajt kanske, men jag f\u00f6rsvarar mig med att min fokuserar p\u00e5 m\u00f6ten i forumet. Allt blir bara f\u00f6r mycket. Det \u00e4r krystg\u00e5vor som ska ges, k\u00e4ndisf\u00f6dslar att h\u00e5lla reda p\u00e5, nya orosmoment att anamma och skr\u00e4ckf\u00f6rlossningar att l\u00e4sas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[891],"tags":[28,192,308,774],"class_list":["post-1807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-891","tag-austin-powers","tag-foraldrasajter","tag-hundbajs","tag-talamod"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-t9","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1809,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/annu-en-dag-pa-kontoret\/","url_meta":{"origin":1807,"position":0},"title":"\u00c4nnu en dag p\u00e5 kontoret","author":"Jessica","date":"January 11, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Luktsuddssamling som v\u00e4ckte minnen.Ibland st\u00f6ter man p\u00e5 n\u00e5got som verkligen ligger l\u00e5ngt ner i minnenas arkiv. 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