{"id":1803,"date":"2008-01-18T12:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-18T17:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/the-comeback\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:31:24","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:31:24","slug":"the-comeback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/the-comeback\/","title":{"rendered":"The comeback"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp2.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/R5DorCoMz-I\/AAAAAAAAAz0\/vM3mVjymG3o\/s1600-h\/080118.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156877399476719586\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp2.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/R5DorCoMz-I\/AAAAAAAAAz0\/vM3mVjymG3o\/s320\/080118.JPG?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <em>Konstapel Hannes, till er tj\u00e4nst.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\u00c4ntligen hamnade vi p\u00e5 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.polisen.se\/inter\/nodeid=9570147&amp;pageversion=1.jsp\" target=\"_blank\">Polismuseet<\/a>, som Hannes har pratat om s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge. Det \u00e4r inte alltid det man tror ska intressera som faktiskt g\u00f6r det, det t\u00e4nker jag ofta p\u00e5 n\u00e4r jag tar barnen n\u00e5gonstans. I dag var det inte lika ov\u00e4ntat, det var f\u00f6rst\u00e5s mest sp\u00e4nnande med polisbilen. Och att kl\u00e4 sig som en polis (\u00e4ven om de tv\u00e5 uniformer i barnstorlek som fanns monopoliserades av samma tv\u00e5 pojkar under hela tiden vi var d\u00e4r&#8230;vid s\u00e5na tillf\u00e4llen undrar jag verkligen hur deras f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar t\u00e4nker). Sj\u00e4lv provade jag uniformen i ungef\u00e4r en halv minut, men det r\u00e4ckte nog f\u00f6r att ingjuta lite pondus och sj\u00e4lvs\u00e4kerhet, vilket skulle visa sig i tunnelbanan n\u00e5gra timmar senare.<\/p>\n<p>Ni vet n\u00e4r man r\u00e5kar p\u00e5 en idiot som s\u00e4ger n\u00e5got och fem minuter senare kommer man p\u00e5 att <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Comeback_%28Seinfeld_episode%29\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;<em>det<\/em> skulle jag ha sagt!&#8221;<\/a>, men d\u00e5 \u00e4r det f\u00f6rsent? Check this out:<br \/>N\u00e4r vi skulle ner i rulltrappan till t\u00e5get, sprang Hannes p\u00e5 sitt fem\u00e5riga s\u00e4tt n\u00e5gra steg f\u00f6re, och r\u00e5kade komma p\u00e5 samtidigt som en man i rock (l\u00e5t oss kalla honom Herr Pajas). Jag kom p\u00e5 rulltrappan ett par steg efter och pajasen v\u00e4nde sig om till mig, pekade med hela busskortet och fr\u00e4ste: &#8220;h\u00e5ll reda p\u00e5 ungen, annars kan n\u00e5n ta dig f\u00f6r v\u00e5rdsl\u00f6st f\u00f6rfarande!&#8221; I normala fall skulle jag bara ha skrattat honom rakt i ansiktet eller kanske ignorerat idioten fullst\u00e4ndigt, men nu blev min lilla guldklimp till son (som <em>alltid<\/em> \u00e4r s\u00e5 duktig och h\u00e5ller till h\u00f6ger i rulltrappan och sen v\u00e4ntar l\u00e4ngst ner) inblandad. D\u00e4rf\u00f6r replikerade jag i st\u00e4llet: &#8220;h\u00e5ll reda p\u00e5 n\u00e4r din mun \u00e4r \u00f6ppen, annars kan n\u00e5n ta dig f\u00f6r det dumhuvud du \u00e4r!&#8221;. Bam-bada-bing, fan vad bra! Det var n\u00e4stan s\u00e5 att jag str\u00e4ckte tv\u00e5 knutna n\u00e4var upp i luften i en segergest (men d\u00e5 hade jag ju tappat vagnen med min andra bj\u00f6rnunge nerf\u00f6r rulltrappan, och det hade f\u00f6rtagit mitt fyndiga f\u00f6rsvarstal n\u00e5got).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;H\u00e5ll reda p\u00e5 n\u00e4r din mun \u00e4r \u00f6ppen&#8221;&#8230;fan vad bra. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Konstapel Hannes, till er tj\u00e4nst. \u00c4ntligen hamnade vi p\u00e5 Polismuseet, som Hannes har pratat om s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge. Det \u00e4r inte alltid det man tror ska intressera som faktiskt g\u00f6r det, det t\u00e4nker jag ofta p\u00e5 n\u00e4r jag tar barnen n\u00e5gonstans. I dag var det inte lika ov\u00e4ntat, det var f\u00f6rst\u00e5s mest sp\u00e4nnande med polisbilen. Och [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[891],"tags":[78,534,568,616],"class_list":["post-1803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-891","tag-bjornhona","tag-pajas","tag-polismuseet","tag-rulltrappa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-t5","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1987,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/london-light\/","url_meta":{"origin":1803,"position":0},"title":"London light","author":"Jessica","date":"July 4, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Ig\u00e5r var planet tv\u00e5 timmar f\u00f6rsenat och vi l\u00e5ste upp d\u00f6rren till v\u00e5r airbnb p\u00e5 Hereford Road f\u00f6rst halv \u00e5tta p\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen. 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