{"id":1786,"date":"2008-03-04T13:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T18:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/att-unna-sig\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:32:38","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:32:38","slug":"att-unna-sig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/att-unna-sig\/","title":{"rendered":"Att unna sig"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/R82S1LwxY5I\/AAAAAAAAA2Q\/HcONTFmaUjU\/s1600-h\/080304.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173952989306643346\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/R82S1LwxY5I\/AAAAAAAAA2Q\/HcONTFmaUjU\/s320\/080304.JPG?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <em><a href=\"http:\/\/finnjewel.blogspot.com\/2003_03_01_archive.html\" target=\"_blank\">L\u00e4ppen<\/a>.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>V\u00e5r resa hem fr\u00e5n dagis b\u00f6rjade med att Hilda blev livr\u00e4dd f\u00f6r en transvestit som stod mittemot henne p\u00e5 t\u00e5get. Hon b\u00f6rjade med ett os\u00e4kert &#8220;mamma&#8230;mamma&#8230;&#8221;, jag v\u00e4nde mig om f\u00f6r att se vad hon pekade p\u00e5 och hoppade till lite sj\u00e4lv n\u00e4r jag m\u00f6ttes av en solbr\u00e4nd stor kvinna med luggen f\u00f6r ansiktet, men log mot h\u00e4n och v\u00e4nde mig tillbaka till vanligtvis s\u00e5 tuffa Hilda som brast ut i storgr\u00e5t och h\u00f6ll h\u00e4nderna f\u00f6r ansiktet resten av resan.<\/p>\n<p>Planeringen hade spruckit redan vid h\u00e4mtningen, s\u00e5 det var med andan i halsen vi sprang till skolan d\u00e4r gympan skulle vara, bara f\u00f6r att uppt\u00e4cka att alla d\u00f6rrar var l\u00e5sta och att ingen annan heller visste n\u00e5got om vart vi skulle. <a href=\"http:\/\/finnjewel.blogspot.com\/2003_03_01_archive.html\" target=\"_blank\">Hannes blev ledsnare och ledsnare<\/a>, men var tapper. Jag anv\u00e4nde en livlina och ringde v\u00e5r fairy godmother Rebban som lyckades d\u00e4r nummerupplysningen gick bet och gav mig numret till huvudkontoret d\u00e4r de kunde meddela att vi stod p\u00e5 fel st\u00e4lle.<\/p>\n<p>Med tv\u00e5 ledsna barn och sex iskalla h\u00e4nder, var jag s\u00e5 arg p\u00e5 mig sj\u00e4lv att jag tagit fel p\u00e5 st\u00e4lle. Jag lovade hemmamys i st\u00e4llet &#8211; popcorn och film &#8211; s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjade vi traska hem\u00e5t. Efter ungef\u00e4r tio steg fick jag en vision av samma fairy godmother, och hon upprepade sin smarta devis: <em>Man ska unna sig n\u00e4r man kan<\/em>. Och jag kan ju faktiskt. S\u00e5 jag ringde en taxi och stuvade in barnen, vagnen och v\u00e5ra goda intentioner d\u00e4r, med hj\u00e4lp av v\u00e4rldens sn\u00e4llaste taxichauff\u00f6r som skojade med Hannes och lirkade med Hilda f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 henne in i barnstolen som han trollat fram ur bakluckan. Vi myste \u00e5t v\u00e5r lyx, som kostade 99 kronor och var v\u00e4rd varenda krona.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u00e4ppen. V\u00e5r resa hem fr\u00e5n dagis b\u00f6rjade med att Hilda blev livr\u00e4dd f\u00f6r en transvestit som stod mittemot henne p\u00e5 t\u00e5get. Hon b\u00f6rjade med ett os\u00e4kert &#8220;mamma&#8230;mamma&#8230;&#8221;, jag v\u00e4nde mig om f\u00f6r att se vad hon pekade p\u00e5 och hoppade till lite sj\u00e4lv n\u00e4r jag m\u00f6ttes av en solbr\u00e4nd stor kvinna med luggen f\u00f6r ansiktet, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[891],"tags":[266,271,451,769,799],"class_list":["post-1786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-891","tag-gudmor","tag-gympa","tag-lyx","tag-taxi","tag-transvestit"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-sO","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":626,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/hela-havet-stormar-pa-natten\/","url_meta":{"origin":1786,"position":0},"title":"Hela havet stormar p\u00e5 natten","author":"Jessica","date":"July 27, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Skurken f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker se oskyldig ut. 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