{"id":1785,"date":"2008-03-05T15:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/femaringens-blandade-logik-och-fantasi\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:32:38","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:32:38","slug":"femaringens-blandade-logik-och-fantasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/femaringens-blandade-logik-och-fantasi\/","title":{"rendered":"Fem\u00e5ringens blandade logik och fantasi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp3.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/R88JghOkLLI\/AAAAAAAAA2Y\/Dmu5RmS_-uE\/s1600-h\/080305.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174364951151914162\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp3.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/R88JghOkLLI\/AAAAAAAAA2Y\/Dmu5RmS_-uE\/s320\/080305.JPG?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <em>Snopet monster i exil i vardagsrummet.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Hannes ropar f\u00f6r elfte g\u00e5ngen efter sl\u00e4ckning:<br \/>&#8211; Jag \u00e4r r\u00e4dd f\u00f6r gosedjuren, f\u00f6r att de ska bli levande.<br \/>&#8211; Jag lovar dig Hannes, gosedjuren kommer aldrig n\u00e5gonsin att bli levande.<br \/>&#8211; Men jag \u00e4r r\u00e4dd f\u00f6r det i alla fall.<br \/>&#8211; Vad tror du skulle h\u00e4nda d\u00e5, om gosedjuren blev levande? De \u00e4r ju sn\u00e4lla.<br \/>&#8211; *ot\u00e5lig suck* Meh. D\u00e5 blir det ju ett himla liv, f\u00f6r mamma t\u00e4nk efter nu &#8211; alla \u00e4r s\u00e5 jobbiga. Monstret \u00e4r l\u00e4skigt, aporna \u00e4ter s\u00e5 mycket bananer s\u00e5 vi inte f\u00e5r n\u00e5n mat och elefanten trumpetar s\u00e5 h\u00f6gt att Hilda vaknar&#8230;<br \/>&#8211; Ja, det \u00e4r klart. Vad vill du att jag ska g\u00f6ra d\u00e5?<br \/>&#8211; Okej, ta bort monstret och stj\u00e4rnkuddarna, s\u00e5 g\u00e5r det bra sen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snopet monster i exil i vardagsrummet. Hannes ropar f\u00f6r elfte g\u00e5ngen efter sl\u00e4ckning:&#8211; Jag \u00e4r r\u00e4dd f\u00f6r gosedjuren, f\u00f6r att de ska bli levande.&#8211; Jag lovar dig Hannes, gosedjuren kommer aldrig n\u00e5gonsin att bli levande.&#8211; Men jag \u00e4r r\u00e4dd f\u00f6r det i alla fall.&#8211; Vad tror du skulle h\u00e4nda d\u00e5, om gosedjuren blev levande? De [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[891],"tags":[256,459,484,602],"class_list":["post-1785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-891","tag-gosedjur","tag-mardrom","tag-monster","tag-resonemang"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-sN","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":613,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/busmamma-laser-saga\/","url_meta":{"origin":1785,"position":0},"title":"Busmamma l\u00e4ser saga","author":"Jessica","date":"October 11, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Busungarna g\u00e5r p\u00e5 cirkus \u00e4r en gammal fransk goding fr\u00e5n 1973. 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