{"id":1768,"date":"2008-06-23T14:03:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/passa-mig\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:32:37","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:32:37","slug":"passa-mig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/passa-mig\/","title":{"rendered":"Passa mig!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp3.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/SF_z2Q0Fu2I\/AAAAAAAAA4w\/HJkbpjvj-M8\/s1600-h\/080623.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215155007070255970\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp3.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/SF_z2Q0Fu2I\/AAAAAAAAA4w\/HJkbpjvj-M8\/s320\/080623.jpg?w=620\" \/><\/a> <em>Snygg utsikt f\u00f6r att vara ett v\u00e4ntrum.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r n\u00e5got sp\u00e4nnande \u00f6ver passmyndigheten i Stockholm, en liten fl\u00e4kt av medelhavsbyr\u00e5krati med l\u00e5nga k\u00f6er och hela familjer som bara driver omkring i en lokal och v\u00e4ntar. De har kanske Sveriges l\u00e4ngsta v\u00e4ntetid, och f\u00f6ljaktligen riktigt m\u00e5nga m\u00e4nniskor som inte g\u00f6r n\u00e5got annat \u00e4n just v\u00e4ntar. Det \u00e4r barnskrik, sorl och folk som g\u00e5r fram och tillbaka mellan trappan utanf\u00f6r och nummertavlan. S\u00e5 otroligt sk\u00f6nt d\u00e5 att lokalen \u00e4r mobilfri, jag kan bara f\u00f6rest\u00e4lla mig hur det skulle l\u00e5ta om alla dessutom skulle f\u00f6rdriva tiden genom att prata alldeles f\u00f6r h\u00f6gt om sina medicinska problem eller l\u00f6rdagen.<\/p>\n<p>Efter 65 minuter fick jag komma fram och fotas, skriva p\u00e5, och l\u00e4mna lokalen tv\u00e5 minuter senare. Det var inte s\u00e5 farlig v\u00e4ntan, n\u00e4r man sitter och l\u00e4ser sin bok p\u00e5 en sommartrappa. Det personliga rekordet sattes f\u00f6rresten i Finland, n\u00e4r jag skulle f\u00e5 id-kort. Jag tog en lapp, tr\u00f6ttnade p\u00e5 att v\u00e4nta efter ett tag, gick p\u00e5 lunch, promenerade runt kvarteret n\u00e5gra varv och kom tillbaka lagom till att mitt nummer ropades upp. Tv\u00e5 och en halv timme senare. Det kanske \u00e4r \u00f6stersj\u00f6byr\u00e5krati!<\/p>\n<p><em>PS. Nu har det gamla passets m\u00e4rkliga Disneyhaka bytts ut mot en traditionsenligt stirrande bild, v\u00e4l v\u00e4rdig en kv\u00e4llstidningsrubrik. K\u00e4nns tryggt f\u00f6r kommande tio \u00e5r.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snygg utsikt f\u00f6r att vara ett v\u00e4ntrum. Det \u00e4r n\u00e5got sp\u00e4nnande \u00f6ver passmyndigheten i Stockholm, en liten fl\u00e4kt av medelhavsbyr\u00e5krati med l\u00e5nga k\u00f6er och hela familjer som bara driver omkring i en lokal och v\u00e4ntar. De har kanske Sveriges l\u00e4ngsta v\u00e4ntetid, och f\u00f6ljaktligen riktigt m\u00e5nga m\u00e4nniskor som inte g\u00f6r n\u00e5got annat \u00e4n just v\u00e4ntar. 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Mormor brukade tycka att jag var bra p\u00e5 att fixa saker, och jag tyckte om att vara lite hustomte n\u00e4r jag kom dit.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;2010&quot;","block_context":{"text":"2010","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/category\/2010\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1910,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/njenna\/","url_meta":{"origin":1768,"position":2},"title":"Njenn\u00e4!","author":"Jessica","date":"July 26, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"T\u00e4nk vad modig man \u00e4r n\u00e4r man \u00e4r liten! Det kan v\u00e4l inte bara handla om att man \u00e4r lyckligt ovetande? 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