{"id":1725,"date":"2008-11-29T14:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-29T19:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/snuskig-fantasi-kravs\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:34:18","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:34:18","slug":"snuskig-fantasi-kravs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/snuskig-fantasi-kravs\/","title":{"rendered":"Snuskig fantasi kr\u00e4vs"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/STGc4tH_idI\/AAAAAAAABLE\/kAT6hmFhvVw\/s1600-h\/081129.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274169136627288530\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 228px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/STGc4tH_idI\/AAAAAAAABLE\/kAT6hmFhvVw\/s320\/081129.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <em>Jag vet nog vad du t\u00e4nker p\u00e5.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Vi har en \u00f6verenskommelse med Hannes att han inte f\u00e5r googla utan att vi sitter bredvid, man vet ju aldrig vad man kan snubbla \u00f6ver f\u00f6r sidor, med en oskyldig sex\u00e5rings s\u00f6kord. I dag hade jag inte tid att sitta d\u00e4r precis n\u00e4r det var matlagning p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng, men eftersom han \u00e4r lika envis som jag, s\u00e5 kom vi \u00f6verens om att han fick sitta kvar om han ropade vad han t\u00e4nkte s\u00f6ka och jag sedan ropade tillbaka om det var ok.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f6r att det h\u00e4r skulle fungera, blev jag tvungen att koppla p\u00e5 s\u00e5 snuskig och paranoid fantasi som m\u00f6jligt. Hannes b\u00f6rjade med att ropa &#8220;Pirates of the Caribbean!&#8221; Jag t\u00e4nkte n\u00e5gra sekunder. Ropade &#8220;ok!&#8221;.<br \/>Tystnad.<br \/>Hannes ropade &#8220;Stephenson!&#8221; &#8211; snabbt svar &#8220;Ok!&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Tidsmaskin!&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Ok!&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Sv\u00e4rd!&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Nej, ta n\u00e5t annat&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Leonardo da Vinci!&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Ok!&#8221;<br \/>Sen pl\u00f6tsligt ropade han riktigt h\u00f6gt: &#8220;Mamma &#8211; kom och kolla!&#8221; och jag sl\u00e4ppte allt och sprang dit f\u00f6r att kolla vad som nu kommit upp.<br \/>&#8220;Kolla! Jag fick upp Mona Lisa! Nu s\u00f6ker jag p\u00e5 Louvren.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Puh. M\u00e5ste kanske koppla p\u00e5 barnfiltret p\u00e5 datorn snart f\u00f6r att slippa t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 s\u00e5nt jag sj\u00e4lv inte vill t\u00e4nka p\u00e5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag vet nog vad du t\u00e4nker p\u00e5. Vi har en \u00f6verenskommelse med Hannes att han inte f\u00e5r googla utan att vi sitter bredvid, man vet ju aldrig vad man kan snubbla \u00f6ver f\u00f6r sidor, med en oskyldig sex\u00e5rings s\u00f6kord. I dag hade jag inte tid att sitta d\u00e4r precis n\u00e4r det var matlagning p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[891],"tags":[184,255,482,709],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-891","tag-fantasi","tag-google","tag-mona-lisa","tag-snusk"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-rP","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3610,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/trettio-ar-eller-igar\/","url_meta":{"origin":1725,"position":0},"title":"Trettio \u00e5r&#8230;eller ig\u00e5r?","author":"Jessica","date":"November 23, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Ig\u00e5r var en s\u00e5 omtumlande dag att jag knappt har h\u00e4mtat mig. 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