{"id":1712,"date":"2009-02-02T16:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T21:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/bryta-normerna\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:34:55","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:34:55","slug":"bryta-normerna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/bryta-normerna\/","title":{"rendered":"Bryta normerna"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/SYdjdq768gI\/AAAAAAAABnA\/Q4fX_we_5TQ\/s1600-h\/090202.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298312848017650178\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 179px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/SYdjdq768gI\/AAAAAAAABnA\/Q4fX_we_5TQ\/s320\/090202.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><em> Loranga och Masarin.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4r vi \u00e5ker buss p\u00e5 morgonen, brukar vi leka olika lekar. F\u00f6r det mesta \u00e4r det alfabetslekar som &#8220;s\u00e4g ett land p\u00e5 A&#8230;&#8221;, men ibland ger vi po\u00e4ng f\u00f6r saker man ser. En ekorre brukar vara 13 po\u00e4ng, en r\u00f6d bil 2 po\u00e4ng, ett lejon 350 po\u00e4ng och en bl\u00e5 buss 7 po\u00e4ng. Listan kan g\u00f6ras hur l\u00e5ng som helst, och det \u00e4r ju det som \u00e4r meningen. Jag \u00e4r ganska sn\u00e4ll, och ger fina po\u00e4ng till s\u00e5nt som jag ser snart kommer f\u00f6rbi bussf\u00f6nstret. Det kanske vore roligt att n\u00e5gon g\u00e5ng i st\u00e4llet g\u00f6ra som <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barnensbokklubb.se\/bbk2\/produktinfo.aspx?id=61069\" target=\"_blank\">Loranga<\/a> (f\u00f6r \u00f6vrigt en av v\u00e4rldens roligaste barnb\u00f6cker):<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Nu slutar vi t\u00e4vla, nu s\u00e4tter vi i st\u00e4llet po\u00e4ng p\u00e5 saker&#8221;, sa Loranga. &#8220;En talgoxe till exempel blir ett po\u00e4ng. En uggla blir tio po\u00e4ng och en tiger blir tusen po\u00e4ng, ja du f\u00f6rst\u00e5r vad jag menar.&#8221;<br \/>Masarin f\u00f6rstod inte ett skvatt men han var med i alla fall.<br \/>&#8220;Jag ser en gr\u00e5sparv!&#8221; skrek han. &#8220;D\u00e4r i bj\u00f6rken!&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Jaha, det blir fem minuspo\u00e4ng&#8221;, sa Loranga. &#8220;Och jag, jag ser en hackspett, det blir sju po\u00e4ng, och s\u00e5 ser jag en d\u00f6d humla, tre po\u00e4ng.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Nu ser jag en gr\u00e4shoppa och en j\u00e4ttestor fluga&#8221;, sa Masarin.<br \/>&#8220;Ja, det blir tyv\u00e4rr inga po\u00e4ng, just d\u00e4r g\u00e5r gr\u00e4nsen&#8221;, sa Loranga.<br \/>Och sen s\u00e5g Loranga en s\u00f6nderslagen tillbringare och n\u00e5gra stora bl\u00e5a blommor, och d\u00e5 bara dr\u00e5sade det in po\u00e4ng.<br \/>&#8220;Jag ser en solros och en rostig hammare&#8221;, sa Masarin.<br \/>&#8220;Ett po\u00e4ng, n\u00e4stan&#8221;, sa Loranga.<br \/>Sen blev de t\u00f6rstiga och gick in och drack Pommac.<br \/>[&#8230;]<br \/><\/em><em>N\u00e4r de r\u00e4knade ihop sina po\u00e4ng visade det sig att Loranga hade femhundrasextio\u00e5tta och Masarin sju.<br \/>&#8220;Men om du g\u00f6r i ordning lite chokladpudding med vispgr\u00e4dde s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du femhundrasexiett po\u00e4ng till och d\u00e5 har vi vunnit b\u00e5da tv\u00e5. Grattis!&#8221; skrek Loranga.<\/em> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Loranga och Masarin. N\u00e4r vi \u00e5ker buss p\u00e5 morgonen, brukar vi leka olika lekar. F\u00f6r det mesta \u00e4r det alfabetslekar som &#8220;s\u00e4g ett land p\u00e5 A&#8230;&#8221;, men ibland ger vi po\u00e4ng f\u00f6r saker man ser. En ekorre brukar vara 13 po\u00e4ng, en r\u00f6d bil 2 po\u00e4ng, ett lejon 350 po\u00e4ng och en bl\u00e5 buss 7 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[866],"tags":[111,123,144,439,461,565],"class_list":["post-1712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-866","tag-bussresa","tag-chokladpudding","tag-dartanjang","tag-loranga","tag-masarin","tag-poang"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-rC","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1876,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/att-vaga-ha-trakigt\/","url_meta":{"origin":1712,"position":0},"title":"Att v\u00e5ga ha tr\u00e5kigt","author":"Jessica","date":"August 28, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Tidslukare.I dag var jag p\u00e5 gympa med min fyra\u00e5ring, och jag hade gl\u00f6mt att det, till skillnad fr\u00e5n v\u00e5r f\u00f6rra gympagrupp, var en s\u00e5dan d\u00e4r f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrarna inte fick vara med. 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