{"id":1691,"date":"2009-05-09T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/en-elefant-glommer-aldrig\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:35:27","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:35:27","slug":"en-elefant-glommer-aldrig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/en-elefant-glommer-aldrig\/","title":{"rendered":"En elefant gl\u00f6mmer aldrig"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/SgXEwaa4lBI\/AAAAAAAABrE\/liSHMmfjkZ0\/s1600-h\/090509.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333885669695067154\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/SgXEwaa4lBI\/AAAAAAAABrE\/liSHMmfjkZ0\/s320\/090509.jpg?w=620\" \/><\/a> <em>P\u00e5 dubbel vakt med trumpeterna redo.<\/em><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Jag har alltid varit j\u00e4ttebra p\u00e5 den d\u00e4r leken n\u00e4r man tittar p\u00e5 n\u00e5gra f\u00f6rem\u00e5l, tittar bort medan n\u00e5gon tar bort n\u00e5gra av dem, och sedan ska komma p\u00e5 vad som saknas. D\u00e4rf\u00f6r s\u00e5g jag redan i \u00f6gonvr\u00e5n i morse att n\u00e5got saknades p\u00e5 balkongen. Hildas rosa elefantvattenkanna och en av bloml\u00e5dorna var sp\u00e5rl\u00f6st f\u00f6rsvunna. <\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00e4r ju n\u00e4tterna lite av ett t\u00f6cken f\u00f6r mig, (om man vaknar fler \u00e4n tre g\u00e5nger, s\u00e5 tappar man snart bort vilka tider man var uppe och vad som h\u00e4nde), men jag mindes \u00e4nd\u00e5 att n\u00e4r jag stupade i s\u00e4ng klockan 3.46, efter att ha tittat till sjuklingen, s\u00e5 h\u00f6rde jag n\u00e5gra ljud som jag d\u00e5 t\u00e4nkte var balkongr\u00e4cket. Inte en chans att jag g\u00e5r upp f\u00f6r n\u00e5got annat \u00e4n barnrop, s\u00e5 jag brydde mig inte om det. Fast oj, vad jag \u00f6nskar att jag hade gjort det, och sett de d\u00e4r ligisterna (eller gangsters, som pappa skulle sagt) halvv\u00e4gs upp p\u00e5 r\u00e4cket. J\u00e4klar, vad jag skulle ha skr\u00e4mt dem. F\u00f6rsta chocken blir att n\u00e5gon \u00e4r vaken 3.46 och spanar p\u00e5 sin balkong. Andra chocken blir mitt Elisabeth H\u00f6glund-h\u00e5r, som upptr\u00e4der n\u00e4r jag l\u00e4gger mig med bl\u00f6tt h\u00e5r. Tredje chocken kommer sen, n\u00e4r jag sk\u00e4ller ut ungj\u00e4vlarna (f\u00f6r det kan bara varit en fyllegrej). Eventuellt <a href=\"http:\/\/ommigavmig.wordpress.com\/2009\/05\/08\/27-arig-medieprofil-attackerad-med-agg\/\" target=\"_blank\">kastas n\u00e5got \u00e4gg <\/a>i det h\u00e4r skedet.<\/p>\n<p>Lyckligtvis hittades den stulna rosa \u00e4lsklingen av en granne under g\u00e5rdsst\u00e4dningen, men jag \u00e4r arg fortfarande. Man snor bara inte ett barns vattenkanna. N\u00e4sta g\u00e5ng st\u00e5r jag d\u00e4r med skr\u00e4ck i bakfickan. Jag och elefanten gl\u00f6mmer aldrig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00e5 dubbel vakt med trumpeterna redo. Jag har alltid varit j\u00e4ttebra p\u00e5 den d\u00e4r leken n\u00e4r man tittar p\u00e5 n\u00e5gra f\u00f6rem\u00e5l, tittar bort medan n\u00e5gon tar bort n\u00e5gra av dem, och sedan ska komma p\u00e5 vad som saknas. D\u00e4rf\u00f6r s\u00e5g jag redan i \u00f6gonvr\u00e5n i morse att n\u00e5got saknades p\u00e5 balkongen. Hildas rosa elefantvattenkanna och [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[866],"tags":[170,503,672],"class_list":["post-1691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-866","tag-elefant","tag-nattliga-aventyr","tag-skitungar"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-rh","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":646,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/litet-ego-har-ocksa-oron\/","url_meta":{"origin":1691,"position":0},"title":"Litet ego har ocks\u00e5 \u00f6ron","author":"Jessica","date":"July 20, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Pojken p\u00e5 bilden har ingenting med blogginl\u00e4gget att g\u00f6ra. 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