{"id":1097,"date":"2007-10-14T15:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-14T13:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jessisphere.wordpress.com\/2007\/10\/14\/jag-och-min-billy"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:30:10","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:30:10","slug":"jag-och-min-billy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/jag-och-min-billy\/","title":{"rendered":"Jag och min Billy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121188949747117170\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RxIeN3FVLHI\/AAAAAAAAAvk\/644_zMDDynI\/s320\/071014a.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/> <em>1. Men det d\u00e4r g\u00e5r ju inte. Ta ut och f\u00f6rs\u00f6k igen.<\/em> <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RxIeX3FVLII\/AAAAAAAAAvs\/y37zW6vSCxA\/s1600-h\/071014b.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121189121545809026\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RxIeX3FVLII\/AAAAAAAAAvs\/y37zW6vSCxA\/s320\/071014b.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><\/a><em>2. Spikarhj\u00e4lp.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5121189366358944914\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp1.blogger.com\/_ULXJBcQCiXU\/RxIemHFVLJI\/AAAAAAAAAv0\/dDMrjzMvvJI\/s320\/071014c.jpg?w=620\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>3. Ordning!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Ikea p\u00e5 en s\u00f6ndagsmorgon \u00e4r ett nytt hett tips. Lagom med folk, inga som stressar. Utom jag, f\u00f6r min man tror att jag tycker att det \u00e4r roligt att strosa omkring p\u00e5 Ikea, och n\u00e4r jag s\u00e4ger att jag bara ska g\u00e5 in och h\u00e4mta en bokhylla s\u00e5 ler han s\u00e5 d\u00e4r menande och s\u00e4ger &#8220;en timme&#8230;? Ska vi s\u00e4ga tv\u00e5 direkt i st\u00e4llet?&#8221; S\u00e5 jag hade lite br\u00e5ttom f\u00f6r att visa honom att han hade fel, och hann bara rafsa \u00e5t mig n\u00e5gra burkar och m\u00f6beltassar p\u00e5 v\u00e4gen till lagret.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e4l d\u00e4r la jag ingen tid p\u00e5 att krafsa mig i huvudet \u00f6ver att l\u00e5dan v\u00e4gde 38 kilo, utan b\u00f6kade upp den p\u00e5 vagnen under visst d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu-obehag. (Undrar hur m\u00e5nga Billy jag har byggt ihop i mina dagar?) Att sedan f\u00e5 in den i bilen \u00e4r en annan utmaning. Det finns faktiskt inte plats egentligen, men l\u00e5ter man den sticka fram lite mellan frams\u00e4tena s\u00e5 g\u00e5r det ju i alla fall. Det h\u00e4r var i alla fall det som tog l\u00e4ngst tid.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4r jag kom hem efter 50 minuter, var jag triumferande och fick hj\u00e4lp att b\u00e4ra in kolossen. Jag r\u00e5kade s\u00e4ga tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger att den v\u00e4gde 38 kilo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Men det d\u00e4r g\u00e5r ju inte. Ta ut och f\u00f6rs\u00f6k igen. 2. Spikarhj\u00e4lp. 3. Ordning! Ikea p\u00e5 en s\u00f6ndagsmorgon \u00e4r ett nytt hett tips. Lagom med folk, inga som stressar. Utom jag, f\u00f6r min man tror att jag tycker att det \u00e4r roligt att strosa omkring p\u00e5 Ikea, och n\u00e4r jag s\u00e4ger att jag [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[890],"tags":[75,85,315],"class_list":["post-1097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-890","tag-billy","tag-bokhylla","tag-ikea"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7CFOs-hH","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1843,"url":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/jessica\/tva-hyllmeter-slakt\/","url_meta":{"origin":1097,"position":0},"title":"Tv\u00e5 hyllmeter sl\u00e4kt","author":"Jessica","date":"September 30, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Ett m\u00e5tt p\u00e5 fyra generationer. 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