{"id":25029,"date":"2019-12-04T14:52:15","date_gmt":"2019-12-04T13:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/blog\/?p=25029"},"modified":"2020-03-09T12:28:23","modified_gmt":"2020-03-09T11:28:23","slug":"aldersnoja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/blog\/aldersnoja\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c5ldersnoja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>p\u00e5minner om en favorithistoria som jag nyligen h\u00f6rde i utvecklad form. Originalet:<br \/>\n\u201dF\u00f6rr var det vin, kvinnor och s\u00e5ng, nu f\u00e5r man vara glad om man har normal avf\u00f6ring.\u201d<br \/>\nSenast jag h\u00f6rde den var det :<br \/>\n\u201dF\u00f6rr var det vin, kvinnor och s\u00e5ng, nu pissar jag i kors med mig sj\u00e4lv\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>*******************<br \/>\nJa gov\u00e4nner. Nu har jag vaknat och tagit min morgonmedicin.<br \/>\nI DN l\u00e4ser jag under stora rubriker att gamla vanv\u00e5rdas, de f\u00e5r inte komma upp f\u00f6rr\u00e4n vid elva och f\u00e5 sin morgonmedicin.<br \/>\nJag k\u00e4nner mig vanv\u00e5rdad.<\/p>\n<p>*******************<br \/>\nCher var en tant n\u00e4r jag var ung, hon kunde vara min mamma.<br \/>\nNu kan hon vara min dotter.<\/p>\n<p>********************<br \/>\nMedel\u00e5ldern b\u00f6rjar vid 26.<br \/>\nsen slutar den vid 70.<br \/>\nVid 95 d\u00f6r man om man har tur och f\u00e5r beh\u00e5lla h\u00e4lsan.<\/p>\n<p>*******************<br \/>\nVad \u00e4r v\u00e4rst, att tr\u00e4ffa n\u00e5n i verkliga livet som s\u00e4ger \u201djag trodde du var mycket \u00e4ldre\u201d eller en som s\u00e4ger\u201d jag trodde du var mycket yngre\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>*******************<br \/>\nMitt behov av tid tycks v\u00e4xa f\u00f6r varje \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>*******************<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>p\u00e5minner om en favorithistoria som jag nyligen h\u00f6rde i utvecklad form. 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