{"id":2058,"date":"2013-05-06T23:35:47","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T21:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/blog\/?p=2058"},"modified":"2016-05-06T09:40:14","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T07:40:14","slug":"nara-ogat-sa-dvargen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/blog\/nara-ogat-sa-dvargen\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e4ra \u00f6gat sa dv\u00e4rgen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/blog\/wp-photos\/IMG_0320.jpg\"width=\"640\" height=\"420\" alt=\"tangentbord\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Suck.<br \/>\nJag borde skriva n\u00e5got. Nu n\u00e4r #blogg100 \u00e4r \u00f6ver.<br \/>\nMen tanken n\u00e5r inte ner till tangentbordet, utan fingrarna l\u00f6per sj\u00e4lva och \u00e5stadkommer helt ovidkommande krumbukter.<\/p>\n<p>Jag har skrivit b\u00f6cker som ingen l\u00e4ser<br \/>\njag har tagit bilder som ingen ser<br \/>\njag bakar bullar som inte j\u00e4ser<br \/>\noch mina brister blir bara fler<\/p>\n<p>Fast \u00e5 andra sidan s\u00e5 finns det mer<br \/>\n\u00e4n det man visar och det man ser<br \/>\noch vi vet ju, att det som brister<br \/>\nkan man laga med Karlssons klister<\/p>\n<p>Och sen kom jag p\u00e5 en historia, om en dv\u00e4rg. Han blev h\u00e5rt sparkad p\u00e5 sina \u00e4dlare delar, men hans enda reaktion var: Det d\u00e4r var n\u00e4ra \u00f6gat.<\/p>\n<p>Suck.<br \/>\nJag borde skriva n\u00e5got.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suck. 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