{"id":141,"date":"2006-05-20T13:52:44","date_gmt":"2006-05-20T11:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/blog\/?p=141"},"modified":"2016-03-06T12:56:39","modified_gmt":"2016-03-06T11:56:39","slug":"monsieur-quin-den-lille-spratten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arhammar.se\/blog\/monsieur-quin-den-lille-spratten\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsieur Quin &#8211; den lille spr\u00e4tten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e4r jag gick i fransk skola blev jag piskad av en sadistisk l\u00e4rare. Vi hade v\u00e4lskrivning och skrev med bl\u00e4ck i bl\u00e4ckhorn. Eftersom jag \u00e4r v\u00e4nsterh\u00e4nt fick jag skriva spegelskrift, dvs fr\u00e5n h\u00f6ger till v\u00e4nster f\u00f6r att inte handen skulle sudda ut bl\u00e4cket som inte torkat. Grejen var att v\u00e4nsterkanten skulle vara helt rak, och det gick ju bra f\u00f6r de som skrev v\u00e4nster till h\u00f6ger, men f\u00f6r mig som p\u00e5 Da vinci vis skrev \u00e5t andra h\u00e5llet, var det sv\u00e5rt att f\u00e5 kanten rak.<br \/>\nHan tyckte jag slarvade, och s\u00e4nde ut mig f\u00f6r att hugga en kvist som han skulle piska mig med inf\u00f6r hela klassen.<br \/>\nJag hade stort huvudbry om jag skulle knipsa mig en tjock eller tunn kvist, och v\u00e4gde f\u00f6r och emot.<br \/>\nV\u00e4l tillbaka drog han ner mina brallor och piskade mig fr\u00e5n ryggslutet och ner till kn\u00e4vecken. \u00c4n idag har jag vissa \u00e4rr kvar. Han hette monsieur Quin.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e5gra \u00e5r senare \u00e5kte jag tillbaka till Etiopien, och besl\u00f6t mig f\u00f6r att leta upp den dj\u00e4veln. Lite st\u00f6rre, lite starkare.<br \/>\nHan var inte p\u00e5 skolan, vilket nog mest var tur f\u00f6r mig. Han var, \u00f6ver helgen, nere vid n\u00e5gra varma k\u00e4llor och badade, fick jag reda p\u00e5, s\u00e5 d\u00e5 drog jag ner dit.<br \/>\nD\u00e4r, vid en bass\u00e4ng  s\u00e5g jag honom, en liten tunn typ. Och han s\u00e5g mig. Han sl\u00e4ngde sig i bass\u00e4ngen och jag med, och det blev som en simt\u00e4vling \u00f6ver till andra sidan. Jag vann.<br \/>\nHan s\u00e5g riktigt r\u00e4dd ut n\u00e4r han slog handen i cementkanten, d\u00e4r jag redan hade hunnit h\u00e4va mig upp. Han skulle ocks\u00e5 g\u00f6ra det, men orkade inte riktigt. Det s\u00e5g verkligen komiskt ut, s\u00e5 jag b\u00f6rjade bara asgarva, och sen gick jag d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n och drog tillbaka till stan. 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